Wizard: It's time for a Death Battle!
Boomstick: Are we featuring another Naruto character?
Wizard: Not this time...this time, we're featuring Erza from Fairy Tail...and Zoro from One Piece.
Boomstick: Awesome! Does this mean that Naruto isn't going to be a guest star this time?
Wizard: He went back to Konoha to devour some ramen. This time it's going to be Luffy...
Luffy: I'm hungry!
Boomstick: Of course you are! You're a bottomless pit!
Luffy: I don't want to fall in one of those...
Wizard: On to our contestants.
Wizard: In the land of Fiore exists the strongest guild in the entire kingdom...the kingdom known as Fairy Tail.
Boomstick: Fairy Tail? Is this a book or an anime?
Wizard: It's an anime and a manga.
Wizard: The first guild master in question was Mavis Vermillion...
Boomstick: Are you going to get to Erza or not?
Wizard: Of course I was getting to that, Boomstick. Fairy Tail in question has several S-Class mages...and of course, one of them is Erza Scarlet.
Boomstick: Isn't she a bombshell!
Wizard: She certainly is, Boomstick. Fairy Tail is full of attractive females...
Wizard: Erza Scarlet certainly is not a S-Class mage for nothing. She has access to many different armors, such as the Heart Kreuz Armor or the Heaven Wheel's Armor.
Boomstick: She makes me feel like I'm in heaven!
Wizard: She also has many different swords, and is experienced with swordplay.
Luffy: Reminds me of Zoro...
Wizard: That's why she's in a Death Battle with him?
Boomstick: Not to mention how strong and endurable she is!
Wizard: She's rather intelligent too.
Erza Scarlet's Strengths
+ Can take on 100 foes
+ Many different armors with their respective abilities
+ Many different weapons
+ Immense magical power
+ Enhanced strength
+ Immensely durable
+ Can defeat other S-Class Mages
+ Keen intellect
+ Expert at fighting hand-to-hand
+ Expert swordsmanship (Can even wield swords with her feet)
+ Has telekinetic powers
Luffy: She sounds tough...
Wizard: She is, though of course she does suffer some weaknesses. Her armor can be destroyed for instance.
Boomstick: She's also terrible at apologizing...
Wizard: And for some strange reason she always becomes helpless when Jellal is around.
Boomstick: She can also be rather impatient!
Wizard: Not to mention that she wasn't always as strong as she is now...she used to be a slave.
Boomstick: She even lost an eye! Isn't that hardcore?
- Jellal is Erza kryptonite...speaking of which Superman has been in a Death Battle twice.
- Poor at apologizing
- Armor can be destroyed
- Can't hold liquor...unlike say...Cana.
- Uncomfortable when not wearing armor
- At one point couldn't protect those that were dear to her
- Can be overly strict
Luffy: Are we going to get to my pal Zoro, now?
Wizard: Yes, we are.
Boomstick: Let's see Zoro in action now, shall we?
Wizard: In the world of One Piece, there are many, many pirates. Some of them are evil, while some of them simply want to explore, though this did not necessarily mean that they will not steal.
Boomstick: They're the pirates that don't do anything!
Luffy: I DO something! I stretch like a rubber band!
Wizard: One of these crews are the Straw Hat Pirates, of which Luffy is the leader.
Boomstick: That makes sense! Who do they think wears the straw hat around here?
Luffy: I do! I do!
Wizard: The second-in-command of this crew is Zoro. He is a master swordsman, and is rather durable as well.
Boomstick: He must be a chick magnet!
Wizard: One could say the same for Luffy.
Luffy: Why do the ladies love me so much?
Wizard: Because you're awesome?
Luffy: Oh yeah...
Wizard: He also has astonishing amounts of stamina and can endure large amounts of pain...
Luffy: I know, right?
Wizard: He also happens to have extraordinary reflexes and speed.
+ Extraordinarily fast
+ Can dodge high-speed projectiles
+ Astonishing tolerance to pain
+ Incredible strength
+ Can cut through large objects with precision
+ Defeated the best swordsman on Fishman Island
+ Could block enemy attacks with his sword
Luffy: Are you going to talk about his weaknesses now?
Wizard: Of course we are.
Boomstick: For one thing, he formerly could not cut through metal. So if he went up against a robot, he would have been done for!
Wizard: He also had trouble controlling his strength prior to the time skip.
Boomstick: And he would rather butt heads with Sanji rather than work with him...
Luffy: What a shame...
- Sword initially couldn't cut through metal
- Can ignore injuries, which causes him trouble
- Terrible orientation (Let's just say that there's a reason why HE'S not the navigator
- Can take crazy risks
- Can lose temper
- Used to be unable to control strength...though not at the time this Death Battle will be taking place.
- Tends to hold back against weaker or innocent opponents
Wizard: I guess it's time to begin...
Boomstick: Shouldn't we wait for Luffy? He's in the bathroom...
Wizard: We'll start the Death Battle once Luffy returns...