50 Zinnia Facts

1. Zinnia can wrestle a Machamp barehanded.

2. Zinnia owns a team of Legendary Pokémon...that are shiny.

3. Zinnia owns one million gym badges.

4. Zinnia went fishing with an Old Rod. She ended up catching Kyogre.

5. Zinnia can make Groudon faint by punching him in the face.

6. Ghost Pokémon flee in terror from Zinnia.

7. Zinnia's Whismur can take down a Level 100 Exploud.

8. Zinnia's Pokémon are Level 1337.

9. Zinnia obtained the title of Lorekeeper after she read 1000 books in under a day.

10. Zinnia beat a Claydol in a staring contest.

11. Zinnia makes Arceus look like a Magikarp.

12. Zinnia challenged Steven to a Pokémon Match...he ran to his father crying.

13. Zinnia climbed Mt. Silver in 15 minutes...fourteen of which she was making out with Steven at the bottom.

14. Zinnia invented Master Balls.

15. Zinnia doesn't need a Pokémon Center. Her Pokémon never faint.

16. Poochyena like to chase after Professor Birch. Zinnia likes to chase after Tyrantrums.

17. Zinnia can pick up any guy she likes...but she only likes Steven.

18. Zinnia took down Team Rocket with only one Pokémon...her Whismur.

19. Archie and Maxie are both terrified of Zinnia.

20. Shroomish are frowning because they know that they live in a world with Zinnia.

21. Zinnia once punched a Teddiursa because he stole her honey. Its descendants today are known as Spinda.

22. Zinnia has a 1000 win streak at the Battle Tower.

23. Zinnia is the founder of the Pokémon League.

24. Zinnia can pet 6 Pokémon on the Pokémon Amie at once.

25. Zinnia's Slaking can attack twice per turn, and is the fastest Pokémon alive.

26. Zinnia is the Pokémon Champion in Kanto, Johto, Sinnoh, and Unova.

27. Zinnia's Charizard can blow out its tail without dying.

28. Zinnia grabbed Ninetales by the tails and the Ninetales ended up being cursed for 1000 years.

29. Team Rocket once tried to steal Zinnia's Whismur. They ended up in the hospital for about a month after she sent them blasting off again.

30. Zinnia can listen to Jigglypuff sing and the Jigglypuff will fall asleep.

31. Machamps can move mountains. Zinnia can move continents.

32. Zinnia can beat an Alakazam in an IQ test.

33. Zinnia beat Red at Mt. Silver using a Caterpie.

34. Team Galactic wish to establish a new universe...one without Zinnia.

35. Zinnia's tears can cure Pokerus.

36. Zinnia made Brock and Ash wear Hello Skitty underwear in front of an entire Pokémon Center.

37. Zinnia can make a Muk grow a flower.

38. Zinnia's Pokémon can burn, freeze, paralyze, poison, and put your Pokémon to sleep all at once.

39. Zinnia makes the Elite Four look like Lillipups.

40. Zinnia can fly on a Snorlax.

41. Zinnia's Secret Base is about the size of a million yards.

42. Zinnia owns about a million Contest ribbons.

43. Zinnia's Igglybuff can sing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore.

44. Zinnia's Charmander is an Olympic swimmer.

45. Zinnia's Bulbasaur can swim in lava.

46. Zinnia owns 9090 Pokémon...and has that amount of Pokémon registered in her Pokedex.

47. Zinnia is smarter than Professor Birch, Cosmo, Wanda, and Lanette put together.

48. Zinnia is prettier and has more fanboys than Lisia.

49. Zinnia almost made Hoenn explode.

50. Zinnia can write a list just like this...only with a million facts.