Total Drama Letterama Alphabet

A is for Alice, who shoved Opal in front of some cute little hamsters. What a dirty coward.

B is for Bishop, who dived into a bunch of gold..and broke several bones.

C is for Cherry, who could possibly outrun a moving car.

D is for Donny, who is now wearing platform shoes.

E is for Eddie, who is currently playing Phoenix Wright with Sasha.

F is for Fripp, who got -300 on his IQ exam.

G is for Gordon, who mysteriously has not died from alcoholic poisoning.

H is for Helen, who thinks this list is too exciting.

I is for Imanda, who has a badge for resembling a Wild Thornberries character.

J is for Jill, whose cheeks turn pink whenever she sees Max.

K is for Kim, who I believe wants to lynch me.

L is for Lankston, who got bit by a spider that certainly did not give him superpowers.

M is for Max, who surprisingly built something that doesn't explode.

N is for Nina, who can be described in just a few words: Stink! Stank! Stunk!

O is for Opal, who unfortunately just drank some caffeine.

P is for Paul, who is freaking out right now because his washing machine broke down.

Q is for Quarla, who punched me in the face just because I have skinny arms.

R is for Rheneas, who is mixing fire with gasoline. Run for it!

S is for Sasha, who has just discovered that Superman 64 is a very bad game.

T is for Tyson, who is Rick Rolling Cherry with a guitar because he loves her so much.

U is for Ulric, who is tough as nails, or at least fingernails.

V is for Vayvay, who although bisexual seems to be going straight.

W is for Winnie, who is good at playing video games with Sasha because she has nine lives.

X is for Xyly, who reminds me of Barney somewhat. I wonder why?

Y is for Yannis, who is a man of few words but thankfully only needed to tell Winnie three.

Z is for Zed, who despite his name is a farmer and not a zombie. At least I hope so, because I have brains...